The F WordA Best Friend's Baby Romance by Misti Murphy

Author:Misti Murphy [Murphy, Misti]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2020-08-01T04:00:00+00:00

Chapter Fourteen

Hudson

Okay, okay. Like Nike always says, “Just do it.”

Merry fluffing dickmas. It’s D Day, also known as Do It Day, or the day I knock up my best friend in the whole wide world. The day I put a bun in her Easy-Bake Oven.

I’m a little choked up while I’m choking the chicken, if I’m honest.

Jane is in her bedroom preparing to put my sperm in with her eggs and scramble up a baby omelette. Hopefully. Fingers crossed. I still can’t believe she asked me to be the dad. And that we’re about to make a little angel with ten fingers and ten toes.

But I’m ready.

And jerking off into a plastic container isn’t that bad this time. I stroke like an Olympic gold medallist as I imagine how I’d prefer to be making this baby. Until I start getting hot in the balls. Fatherhood here I come.

My cum spurts like streamers into the plastic dish that came with the syringe. A puddle of pearlescent ninja sperm, ready to fight for the right to declare victory and gain access to the most holy grail.

“Well, kids, let’s get you all tucked up safely in your syringe so you can finally begin your journey to the center of your universe.” I glance around for the syringe and realize I must have left it with the packaging on the kitchen table instead of bringing it into the bathroom with me. I check on top of the toilet and double check the vanity. “I guess we’re going for a road trip.”

Prized possession in hand I leave the bathroom. My phone rings as I’m bounding down the stairs.

“Cal, what’s up?” I almost step on Mr Whiskas, Jane’s arthritic and ancient cat. I only manage to sidestep with a quick hand to the wall.

“Are you not at the bar?” he asks, confusion in his voice.

“I have one of the new guys covering for me. Something important came up.” I check my little fellas are still in the container and not gracing the wall. Phew.

“Everything okay?” he asks.

“Oh, the grumpy fucker cares,” I croon. Honestly, he’s practically a fluffing Care Bear these days with his feelings and sensitivity. His fiancée did a number on him that I think we all appreciated.

“Do you want me to be an asshole?” he asks with enough saccharine in his voice to make a grown man want to barf up his testosterone.

“I love it when you’re sarcastic. Too bad you’ll never attain levels like mine.”

He chuckles.

I glance at my swimmers again as something wet and warm hits the center of my palm. Lifting the container I eyeball the crack all the way across the bottom of it. A droplet of cum hangs suspended underneath it before falling. Slowly. Stretching like a bungee cord. “Fuck. I’ve got to go.”

“Listen. Wait. Before you hang up,” he starts gabbing. “Hayley wants to have a baby shower, so we’re having one. Everyone’s invited. You can bring someone if you want. Vale said you were dating some girl from our college days.

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